CERTIFIED KEYCHAIN

Your keys been looking unemployed. Make em stop asking dumb questions.

This is aint no starter plan monthly membership, Certified stamped so theres no confusion, till da on da bike to let um know you been in dis bitch.

Chrome plated, gold dipped, either one gonna blind auntie when the sun hits

+2 style points on the babe meter, maybe 3

Limited to 15 pcs each color