NO AKU BIRDS! TEE ( JAKE ANTHONY PRO MODEL)

Dis faka. Whenever I go to Hawaii, the first stop is Zippys. Then Jakes house. He's that one friend everybody needs in the group. Always views from a positive outlook and wants the best for everyone. Hes like a big teddy bear. Most genuine as it gets. He's always helping me out with ideas for tee shirts and teaching me funny words in pidgin. We went to ride sand one day and drank olas at the beach and he told me "NO AKU BIRDS!"

Heres your history lesson for this tee:

So these birds right, they fast af and hungry and like aku (aka fish). The aku will come to the surface to grab some air and a bite to eat and then dive deep back down. Normal birds will sit and wait on the water but these fakas will fly high above and swoop on the aku even tho that other bird waiting patiently for it. So nobody like these guys but the fishermen use them to find where the akus are at. So maybe the fishermen like them. Maybe the normal birds needa stop being lazy. But if that made any sense, an aku bird is that dude who likes to party but aint bring nothing to the party. He'll eat your food, drink your beer, clog your toilet, and take a plate home for lunch tomorrow. Aka Paul, aka the golfer guy. 

Nobody likes an aku bird and we all know a Paul or two. Jakey = exact opposite of an aku bird. I tried to surprise Jake with this tee but it was too hard not to show him. Look at that lifted yota. 

JAKE IS NOW PRO AF! 

Supa limited~

• 7.5 OZ TEES (tick bois)
• BLACK, MOSS, and WINE 
• Brand New
• 2000 tree
• Tacoma
• Lifted
• Brah