GOLF UMBRELLA

Brah this that golf size umbrella not no little schrunchy little one your mom makes you take to school on a rainy day in 4th grade and dont even want to use it cus you gonna get made fun of. This that regulation size, push to start, BuH BAM kine, that people gonna see you a mile away carrying this thing. It dont even need to be raining and you can just walk with this thing and point and stuff when youre talking. You could prolly say anything and people will just believe you if you hold it right and you got confidence. This is more than an umbrella, its a tool to get you ahead in life. This is gonna start many convos with people you dont even know. Theyre gonna wanna know whats on it and if you dont want to talk just push the button, wait a second or 2 like you a boss making sure it just locked in, and just start walking. Theyll know whats on it after that. You need this JOE. And if you play golf, brah, youre going to wish it rains when you play just so you can stunt on that nerd whos beating you with that little ass marroon umbrella with no style. 

LIMITED TO 60 PCS~

Next time you see me Imma be makin Zs with this thing like Zorro. Imma make you work for this discount code the actress who plays Zorros gf in the movie: Antonio Banderas shit dude- hint- she got a first name and like 2 last names but just type it in as 1 word no dashes. hint hint: ___Z__J___ shit i make it too easy for yall.